A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting, her face red and sweaty.

A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting, her face red and sweaty.b Startled, he rushes into the room. “What on earth are you doing?” he asks, confused. “Err… I… um… I think I’m having a heart attack!” she stammers, clutching her chest dramatically. The husband panics. “Don’t move! I’ll call an ambulance right now!”

He runs to grab the phone, fumbling as he dials emergency services. Suddenly, his young son bursts out of the closet wearing nothing but his underwear.

“Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Joe is hiding in the closet and he took my Spiderman costume!”

The husband freezes.
There’s a moment of stunned silence.
He slowly puts the phone down.

He turns toward the closet, his jaw tightening.
He flings the door open — and sure enough, there’s his best friend, Uncle Joe, crouched inside, sweating, pale, and wearing nothing but a terrified expression.

The husband shouts, “WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON HERE?!”