A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.

A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he’d like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!” Paddy handed his drink back and said, “Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice

A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.

Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic

Paddy ordered a whiskey.

The stewardess asked the Muslim if he’d like a drink.

He replied in disgust,